I find it concerning how big a percentage of the world's population plays Rage-Filled videogames. I have observed the effects that titles such as Call of Duty and Elden Ring exert upon individuals. Thus, I have resolved to devise an infallible guide on how to extricate oneself from this deleterious ecosystem.

The inaugural measure of my scheme is to procure (or concoct) some Nitroglycerin. As you may well be aware, it is an exceedingly volatile compound, possessing the potential to detonate.

The subsequent phase of my scheme involves the meticulous placement of Nitroglycerin beneath the desk accommodating your computer. Thereafter, I shall ingeniously connect a wire to a sensor attuned to motion, heart rate, and ambient sound.

The third and ultimate phase of my grand design entails indulging in some infuriating video games. This arrangement shall serve a significant purpose when it explodes, serving as a gentle reminder to maintain composure amidst gaming frustrations. The architecture is decidedly human in essence.

For my intellectual property, I am in pursuit of an investment of five hundred thousand euros.

8th of January 2025