I have been informed that the esteemed Irish website rip.ie is embarking upon modifications that shall necessitate a financial contribution for the publication of one's death notices. This development fills me with profound unease, as death serves to unite the Irish populace. It may even be deemed an integral aspect of our cultural identity. To demand monetary compensation for a death notice in Ireland is most egregious. That encapsulates the essence of my discourse.

10th of February 2025

Should you find yourself pondering the absence of my uploads, allow me to clarify that my endeavors will henceforth occur on a weekly basis, as I currently lack the inspiration to provide daily content.

19th January 2025

It is my habit to indulge in six or seven hours of slumber each day; while some may deem this unhealthy, I hold a contrary opinion.

I have aptly designated this post as "suspicious," for I typically thrive remarkably well on a mere six to seven hours of slumber. Curiously, when I indulge in greater repose, I awaken feeling rather fatigued. Allow me to employ today as a case study, for I fortuitously achieved nine hours of rest, awakening with a sense of renewal. Subsequently, I pursued my academic endeavors on campus, leading to a two-hour physics lecture at 1:50 PM in the laboratory. These sessions generally captivate my interest; however, today, an inexplicable malaise enveloped me. An unforeseen wave of weariness assailed me, compelling me to recline in my seat. Fortunately, the instructor remained oblivious to my plight, and upon the conclusion of the lesson, I staggered from the laboratory, barely able to carry on. I type this memoir in hopes that others may identify with my predicament. Until then, I shall persist in my pursuit of six to seven hours of nocturnal rest.

For an extensive period, I have been an ardent enthusiast of racing video games. My inaugural experience in this thrilling realm commenced with Gran Turismo 4 on the PlayStation 2, a formative era in the annals of racing titles. Titles such as Gran Turismo 3 and 4, Mario Kart Wii and Double Dash, alongside Forza Motorsport 3 and 4, captivated my youthful spirit. I fondly recall dedicating countless hours to these exhilarating experiences—though Forza Motorsport, admittedly, did not quite meet expectations. The release of Forza Horizon 3 marked a particular zenith in my gaming pursuits, and I engaged with it extensively. In my estimation, it represented the pinnacle of racing experiences. While I have ventured into Forza Horizon 5, it does not elicit the same fervor as before. Moreover, I perceive Nintendo's strategy as a mere financial endeavor, repackaging their earlier Wii U titles for the Switch. Regrettably, I have yet to explore the latest Gran Turismo installment. Nevertheless, my passion for racing games remains unwavering, as I frequently revisit revered classics like Mario Kart or Gran Turismo. My discontent with contemporary racing titles stems from their excessive reliance on downloadable content and exorbitant file sizes.

15th of January 2025

On this day, I find myself devoid of inspiration and uncertain of what to articulate. It is, indeed, Tuesday, and I have just come to the melancholy realization that the weekend has come to a close. If you, like myself, reside in Ireland, you are undoubtedly aware of the recent extraordinary weather events, as we were besieged by an astonishing accumulation of snow. To those unacquainted with our Irish climate, it may seem trivial, yet I assure you, it is anything but. Here, snowfall is a rare phenomenon, and thus, when it descended upon us, the inhabitants of West Cork, myself included, found ourselves ensconced in drifts of white. The snow commenced its descent on Monday, and in my locale, it only began to abate yesterday. I have entitled this missive 'A Sad Realization,' for I am beset by a foreboding sense of illness. (Unfortunate I know). While it was a delight to traverse the snowy landscapes, now, as I step upon the crisp pavements of the town, I am overcome by an ominous feeling of impending doom.

14th of January 2025

As you are likely already aware, Five Gum enjoys widespread availability within the United States, and I have long harbored a desire to sample it, motivated in part by its popularity in memes, but also due to its rarity here in Ireland, my place of residence.

Thus, it was during my sojourn in Stuttgart in the year 2023 that I felt an insatiable compulsion to acquire and relish a particular product. In a quaint supermarket, I discovered the coveted item and hastily made my way back to my accommodation. With fervor, I tore asunder the plastic enclosure and unveiled the container of exquisite watermelon-flavored Five Gum. Discreetly, I introduced a piece of this delightful confection to my palate and commenced to chew. I anticipated either an ecstatic rapture from the symphony of flavors enlivening my taste buds or a dramatic expulsion of stomach contents reminiscent of viral memes. Fortuitously, my encounter leaned toward the former. This was, without doubt, the most exquisite chewing gum experience I have ever indulged in, as I successfully consumed the entire container within a mere four hours. Yet, upon my return to Ireland, I find myself adrift, sensing an absence in my existence. It seems that my life is devoid of Five Gum. The lesson to be gleaned from this narrative is that splendid rewards await those who exhibit patience, and one should exercise caution against an excessive infatuation with chewing gum.

13th of January 2025

On this fine Saturday, I have resolved to dedicate a portion of my day to typing this blog. The most opportune way to engage in the realm of video gaming is to discover a commendable title. Herein lie my esteemed recommendations: XCOM: Enemy Within, XCOM 2, Graveyard Keeper, Banished, and Heroes of Might and Magic III. I trust this list shall assist you in unearthing a remarkable game.

11th of January 2025

This constitutes yet another discourse on the fervent emotions elicited by video games, thus it shall be brief.

I have discerned that one of humankind's most illustrious inventions is the art of reloading save files, a practice that spares one from a plethora of vexations. This missive serves to proclaim that I am now at the midpoint of my adventures in Skyrim and XCOM: Enemy Within. Should you have ventured into XCOM: Enemy Within, you would surely appreciate the invaluable respite provided by the ability to restore saves. When your beloved character meets an untimely demise, despair inevitably follows. Thus, rather than succumbing to the temptation of rage quitting, I implore you to frequently safeguard your save files and not fall victim to unforeseen circumstances.

10th of January 2025

This afternoon, I engaged in the delightful pursuit of video gaming, and it suddenly occurred to me that I might derive great pleasure from playing Skyrim. Consequently, I activated my computer and revisited an antiquated save. As is often the case, I was thrust immediately into a fray I had encountered a fortnight ago, meeting my demise almost instantly. This serendipitously ignited a notion within me. What if I sought to endure the utmost suffering whilst indulging in video games? I contemplated this whilst continuing my quest. It is for this reason that I type this discourse today: to share my reflections on how one might approach the brink of mental disarray through the lens of video gaming.

The foremost approach to endure distress whilst engaging in video games is to elevate the difficulty to its utmost level. Many individuals perusing this commentary may perceive this as a mere convention when one seeks to experience hardship in gaming; nevertheless, I deem it imperative to underscore this notion.

Moreover, it is my perspective that in an expansive open-world adventure such as Skyrim or Fallout, one ought to employ modifications that impede progress, subjecting the player to incessant demise within the initial confines. A delightful illustration within Skyrim is the notion of Alduin dispatching the character with a fiery breath the moment control is bestowed upon the player.

Ultimately, I am convinced that the visuals ought to significantly influence the player's experience, for subpar 64-bit graphics would render a game such as Fallout 4 rather unenjoyable.

I trust that you shall employ this guide in your forthcoming gaming endeavor to suitably challenge yourself with these regulations (though perhaps not the graphics).

9th of January 2025

I find it concerning how big a percentage of the world's population plays Rage-Filled videogames. I have observed the effects that titles such as Call of Duty and Elden Ring exert upon individuals. Thus, I have resolved to devise an infallible guide on how to extricate oneself from this deleterious ecosystem.

The inaugural measure of my scheme is to procure (or concoct) some Nitroglycerin. As you may well be aware, it is an exceedingly volatile compound, possessing the potential to detonate.

The subsequent phase of my scheme involves the meticulous placement of Nitroglycerin beneath the desk accommodating your computer. Thereafter, I shall ingeniously connect a wire to a sensor attuned to motion, heart rate, and ambient sound.

The third and ultimate phase of my grand design entails indulging in some infuriating video games. This arrangement shall serve a significant purpose when it explodes, serving as a gentle reminder to maintain composure amidst gaming frustrations. The architecture is decidedly human in essence.

For my intellectual property, I am in pursuit of an investment of five hundred thousand euros.

8th of January 2025